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2.) Steve and Barry's (Don't deny it...just try it.)
3.) Anytime I'm at any sporting event, I love to make the sound of the cymbols during the National Anthem if there are none, heck, even if there are.
4.) Watching Paula Dean just to hear her laugh.
5.) Giving my students at church idle threats that involve harm to them if they don't behave just to see their reaction. (If you guys don't shut up, in the name of Jesus I will smack you.) Funny stuff.
6.) At church, around the time they give us our bonus checks, going up to a new staff member and make the comment...."Man, that sure was nice of the church to give us two grand, that's really nice." and then see the look on their face.
7.) From time to time...Brooklyn Tab, Gaither Vocal Band, and some old school DC Talk.
8.) Getting all tucked in with my wife and passing gas, then giving her the waft....I laugh my head off every time.
9.) My loofah on a daily.
10.) My pocket bike(mini motorcycle) 50cc's and the most fun, but most stupid $200 I've ever spent. I've gotten shots bigger than 50cc's. It's basically a weedeater on two wheels.
1. Extra Dry Vodka Martinis
2. Stopping by Krispy Kreme when the "hot" sign is on
3. Shoes...oh man.
4. Praying it goes to VM for some people I have to call
5. I, too, like to be "british" in drive-thrus.
6. Writing "Meg Wuz Here" on random dirty cars
7. Driving fast
8. Britney Spears "Toxic" and Fergie's "Glamorous"
9. Finding excuses to leave school early
10. Going out dancing till the wee hours of the morning
(not a joke)
1) I ditto on the toenail issue.
2) Half-Sour Pickles! Yum
3) Q100 "The Bert Show"...until recently when I finally switched to Robbie Seay Band CD for a little QT action in the car.
4) My camera all the time...it annoys my wife when I'm constantly snapping pics.
5) Flickr.
6) Blogs
all I got for now..
OH...and your #7 is just wrong...wrong. :)
1. Chick flicks
2. Madonna
3. Wearing jeans in excess of four times between wash cycles
4. Goin' "commando"...yeah, I said it :)
5. Anything by Oil of Olay
6. Particularly Quench body lotion
7. Frozen popcorn (Blast-O-Butter for best results)
8. Imagining my theme music as "Turn Me Loose" by Loverboy
9. 80's Hair bands
10. Buff the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
2. Lurking blogs when I should be working
3. Picking my nose in my car at red lights - I really believe that no one can see me in there
4. Yo Gabba Gabba! "There's a party in my tummy, so yummy, so yummy!"
5. My crush on Ryan Dunn from Viva La Bam
6. Del Taco chicken soft tacos - now with 50% more meat!
7. Listening to Neil Diamond REALLY loud and crying during the song "Today!" "Got a dream, it'll take you there, we're coming to America. Today!"
8. That's So Raven "Oh snap!"
9. Getting up extra early in the morning and taking a shower so I can get back in bed after my shower to cuddle-up under the warm blakents
10. Drinking milk straight from the jug
Oh...the days of driving by the Northlake Festival Movie Theater!
1. I, too, do the "in bed" thing with fortune cookies.
2. I listen to inappropriate (dirty) songs when I'm alone on the car.
3. I frequent college football sites DAILY.
4. I hit people with a sock of quarters who waft their farts in bed. Not really, but I have to speak out.
5. I keep my eyes open out of sheer rebellion when a preacher tells people to shut them so he can pray. I do the same if someone tells me to lift my hands- they go down.
6. Reese's peanut butter cups.
7. I tell people who are racist that I am half black.
8. I love watching Emma, and I have a crush on Mr. Knightly.
9. I left the really wierd stuff off of this list.
10. I visit your site each day.
Other additions:
1. Chai (homemade or local).
2. Ikea (I could probably live in one of their displays).
3. Watching What Not to Wear.
4. CSI: Miami (the guy who plays Horatio is an awful actor sometimes, but I love it!)
5. The Relevant Podcast (every week, baby!)
1. Driving slow in the fast lane. Especially fun if there's only two lanes
2. Pretending not to see pedestrians
Weird. I can only think of driving habits.
2) Zelda franchise video games
3) DJ said it and I concur, Buffy when it was on
4) Lurking on the FSU message boards during times of misfortune
2. Going to garage sales
3. Waiting for the kids to go to bed so I can have a snack of MY choice
4. Eating the 6 dollar guacamole burger at Carl's and not sharing with anyone
5. Going to a public place and making fun of people walking by (I know it's sad)
6. Sleeping in until 10:30 am.
7. Reading blogs
2.Buying Bibles, aspiring to acquire EVERY single translation
3.Sporting goods / exercise equipment / Any thing to play games w/ my boys
I'm sure there's more . . .
2. I think I saw this on another comment, but listening to the Gaither Vocal Band and finding a sweet harmony part in the car. The Star Spangled Banner that they do? Rediculous.
3. Speeding up when someone tries to pass me on the right, for some reason, I just can't stand being passed on the right.
4. Going to hardcore metal shows at night (Zao, etc..) and pretending I'm not a Medical Administrator with a normal life for a few hours.
5. Daydreaming about if I won 10 million dollars somehow, and really calculating how it all would be spent down to the penny.
6. Taking walks with my wife and son in the neighbhorhood and looking in open windows to see how people have decorated their houses, since they are all cookie cutter designs.
http://www.phillipmccart.com/2007/12/guilty-ple...
The rest of your list... awesome! I love detuning unsuspecting victims. As for the drive-thru experience... I have to stick with Chinglish.
Works for me.
Still can't figure out why I'm not fired yet.
2. afternoon naps
3. Spelling words on multiple choice tests (CAB, DEAD, ACE, etc.)... but only if I'm guessing already, anyway
#2 - Anything Kelly Clarkson does except the duet with Reba.
#3 - REBA the TV show.
#4 - Like someone else, seeing how long I can wear jean w/o washing them.
"Nip/Tuck"...its like a carwreck of characters
Christmas music
Enya
Dressing in black and tackling christmas yard ornaments at night
spending money I don't have
moving movie around at Best Buy in the wrong sections
I need to go and repent.
1. dancing wildly in elevators... especially if I know I'm on camera..
2. answering the question "how are you?" with "slightly round" just to see their reaction... its generally hilarious...
3. answering "what can I get for you" with "a million dollars and a condo in bermuda" for similar reasons.
4. House and SG-1
5. pilot G2 pens and my moleskin
6. americano with room or dirty chai
7. hitting the RSS feeds once a day
8. making the dogs run into walls with the laser pointer. 5 years later they still do it... lolol
9. turning magnets on peoples refrigerators upside down. been doing that since HS....
10. sermons on ipod under the covers at night... or wearing my ipod but not having it on so people won't talk to me...
also blogged on it... lol
2. zebra stripped Little Debbie cakes
3. Gerry House and the House Foundation daily on 97.9 FM
4. anything with rainbow sprinkles
5. locking the door, turning off the phone and curling up with a blanket to watch one of the many shows I record on DVR: Private Practice, Grey’s, Biggest Loser, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, The Bachelor, Survivor, Oprah, etc.
1. Getting the biggest, fattest issue of Instyle Magazine and sit down to read it, from cover to cover without answering the chil'rens incessant cry for more juice, video games and fish crackers.
2. Act a little sad and melancholy for attention because it will bring me a foot/back rub combo.
3. Gift cards--I don't care from where I just love knowing I have them. If could be for $1.99 and I'm like TA-DOW!
4. Watching Rage Against the Machine's Live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium and getting goosebumps.
5. Keeping all of my Vans in their original boxes, paper included, to give me the full effect of the rubber smell.
6. Roasted Pecan and Cilantro dip from Trader Joe's with blue corn chips.
7. Flavor of Love, Charm School and I love New York.
8. Booty dancing when I am in the company of girlfriends and I want to make them laugh.
9. Taking naps.
10. Stealing extra fine tip black Sharpies from whoever lets me borrow it. I promise you, you'll forget I have it in my hand and I will put it in my purse and all with a holy smile on my face.
That was fun.
being honest in blog comments
wearing fleece
candy corn
blogs
lucky charms
little debbie oatmeal cream pies
wishing i was shooting heroin during staff meetings
acting like i am on heroin during staff meetings
the simpsons
falling asleep on the couch watching the simpsons
2. looking up NYC apartments and pretending I live there
3. spending 1 whole day on the couch watching movies
4. decorating my Christmas tree
5. being in the auditorium at BC when no one else is in there, sitting in the balcony, and praying
6. pushing myself really hard at the gym so I hurt the next day (it reminds me being in high school basketball)
7. going thru the drive thru at the Zesto's on Ponce to get their vanilla ice cream cone, although I don't attempt a Brittish accent. if you heard me attempt an accent you would know why.
8. visiting Meijers when I see my family in Michigan
9. singing really, really loud to really-really loud music in my car and when I think I am really off tune I turn the music down and then laugh at how bad I am.
10. leaving the last guilty pleasure as a mystery
1) Belching really loud
2) Karaoke (that's right, I'm a rock star)
3) Celine Dion
4) Watching I Love New York. My excuse is that I watch it for the editing because it's so ridiculous how they edit things to be so much more dramatic or humorous than they really are.
5) Taking Pepto Bismol. (Note: I don't do this habitually. I just look forward to having an upset stomach because it tastes so good!)
6) Eating stale Twix. There's nothing like stiff, gummy caramel.
7) My Cosby Show library (Yes, I have every original episode of the show on VHS. It's categorized and everything. I did my senior thesis in college on The Cosby Show. I love the Huxtables.)
8) I keep a stash of Fun Dip in my desk at work (I'm a big kid at heart)
9) So You Think You Can Dance
10) I still listen to my Free to Be You and Me CD. My favorites--It's Alright to Cry, When We Grow Up, Brothers and Sisters, and William's Doll (If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you gotta check it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCg9XLb-vHY&...).
2. popcord with raisinets (same bite)
3. pretending I'm asleep so Jared will tuck me in
4. staying up late for Conan
5. taking out a whole cheese ball by myself in 2 days
6. popping my back
7. popping anything else on my body
8. Cops (the TV show)
9. anything on Court TV
10. the circus that is The Dr. Phil Show
2. www.perezhilton.com. He's mean but so hilarious and knows everything in Hollywood.
3. All of the weekly gossip magazines (People, US, In Touch, OK)
4. Gilmore Girls and Friends, never get sick of the reruns.
5. Reading blogs...i like to think that i would be a good blogger, but never have anything to say. However when i'm reading blogs, i feel like maybe one day i'll magically become a blogger.
6. Playing fake lottery tickets on facebook, my favorite application!
7. The Relevant Magazine podcast on iTunes...one of my weekly highlights.
1. Wearing the same jeans for 6 months everyday without washing....(nudiejeans.com for more info)
2. Chick Flicks
3. Good Charlotte's latest album (I can't believe I just typed that)
4. One Tree Hill
5. Fashion Magazines
6. Home made Reese's balls
7. Acting like I'm on the phone when I'm not to avoid people
8. Clearing my nose of sticky debris while driving
9. Reality MTV shows (Dang you "The Hills")
10. Shoes
2. Coffee, caffeine, like 4-5 servings a day
3. "A Chance at Love with Tila Tequila"
4. I tweeze my brows in the car
5. Spicy Chicken Burritos from Del Taco
6. Hot cheetos with cream cheese
7. Watching three seasons in a row of "sex and the city"
8. McDonald's cheeseburgers with fries stuck in
9. Celeb magazines. I only read them getting my hair done and I ZONE OUT...
10. Pretending physical touch is not my primary love language, and getting hugs, cuddles and massages anyway.
1. Fashion/health/celebrity gossip magazines.
2. Iced White Mocha nonfat no whip. Daily.
3. America's Next Top Model/Biggest Loser/What Not to Wear.
4. Signing on ichat with an away message put up so I can "screen" who I want to talk to. I know, I'm a jerk.
5. Chocolate.
6. Shopping.
7. Making sure my toenails are always painted.
8. Checking myspace/facebook/blogs/e-mails approx. 4 times a day.
9. Dancing...crazy.
10. Running faster on the treadmill at the gym when either a cute guy or skinnier girl hops on the one next to me. (I know...horrible).
2. Nip/Tuck - I feel dirty yet excited when I watch that show
3. Kelly Clarkson "Since You've Been Gone"
4. Reading blogs at Work
5. Laying on my couch the entire Sat. and not answering my phone
6. Venti Carmel Machs
7. Sunday afternoon naps with my fiancee
8. Replying to weird Craigs List postings
9. Selling weird random stuff on Craigs List
10. Leaving dirty dishes in my sink til' my roommate cleans them...Sorry bro...
2. Using the tear out perfume samples from magazines.
3. Eating peant butter by the spoonful.
4. Surfing blogs and youtube.
5. Taking Naps.
6. Flexing in the mirror after a workout.
7. Singing like Mariah in my car, then laughing at how bad I sound.
8. Watching Chick Flicks.
9. Brushing my teeth 10 times a day.
10. Tennessee Football.
11. Out running my neighbor on the treadmill, even if they start after me.
2. singing awkward songs
3. staring at people just to see their reaction. if they crack a smile, i smile back and wave
4. "Good Eats"
5. sleeping with my $100 Shure E2's in my ears, listening to my iPod on shuffle
6. listening to "gangsta rap"
7. making up crappy songs on my ancient casio keys
8. Checking Facebook/Myspace/my RSS feeds multiple times a day
9. sleeping in my hardest class
10. Rock Band
i also occasionally paint my toenails with clear polish. i like the shine.
9. Living in NYC.
8. Tuesday night at the movies in Lincoln Center with my bud Adam.
7. Being a democrat, having tattoos and liking Jesus.
6. Kelly Clarkson/Pink iPhone playlist subway ride Marathon. (I took an extended trip on the train one day to finish the two albums in their entirety)
5. Late night hours of DVR catch-up.
4. Making my own work schedule everyday...
3. Staring at people on the Subway.
2. The Internet. All of it. (i wish there were a site map of the web, because like others who want to backpack The AT... I want to sit in a cafe with my pipe or a cigar and hike the information highway.
1. Hot cookies and super cold milk.
0. Showers with my wife...
2. teenie-bopper movies
3. so called, "chick flicks"
4. rocky road
5. singing as loud as i possibly can while driving in the car
Might as well throw my hat in since I'm stopping by:
(1) Katie's hair, dimples, and smile
(2) Icy chocolate milk
(3) Two-ply Toilet Paper...someone tell my wife
(4) Bags, backpacks.
(5) Glocks
(6) Music equipment
(7) Pipe-smoking
(8) Coca-Cola Classic (with a touch of Crown Royal)
(9) Shredded Sharp Cheese
(10) Swedish Massages
2 Old Black and White Movies
I don't have cable TV but when I am near cable TV
I watch:
3 the food network...instead of cooking
4 decorating shows...instead of decorating.
5 reruns...instead of something new.
more guilty pleasures:
6 reading blogs
7 chocolate
8 cookies
9 fleece (sheets, gloves, scarves....fleece anything...)
10 and yes...Martha...I'm ashamed to admit....Stewart
2. slowing down on purpose when someone tailgates me on the highway when I'm going well above the speed limit
3. 80's music
4. The Ultimate Fighter
5. an ice cold beer on a hot day
6. W00t
7. High School Musical (the first one, didn't like #2 as much)
8. The Pinch Hitter game at addictinggames.com
9. poker night
10. sending prank e-mails from people at work that leave their computers unlocked that say "I quit!"
9. Newport Harbor on MTV
8. Run's House on MTV
7. Laguna Beach re:runs on MTV
6. The Hills on MTV
5. Nip|Tuck
4. Venti, 2 equal, no foam, extra hot, Eggnog Lattes at Sbux
3. Steak burrito bowls with mild, medium and hot salsa at Chipotle
2f. College football
2e.My hair
2d. Celebrity gossip
2c. Emo music (and yes, it is a genre!)
2b. L5P
2a. Browns Bridge
1b. Shopping
1a. Tattoos
2. West Wing, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
3. Gilmore Girls
4. Organizational tools: researching them, purchasing them, implementing them
5. discovering new tricks on my mac
6. Blog browsing
7. Doing the harsh clean-out of kids rooms when they're gone (this is about throwing out little stuff....they never even notice it's happened)
8. Getting into comfortable clothes after long Sunday mornings of 'business casual', snuggling into bed, and enjoying items from #1,#2, or #3.
9. Being in the car by myself so I can pick what to listen to.
10. Having a whole evening at home with my family
i too like jesse h love that honey butter, i once bought 10 crocks at one time bc they never have it and it lasts like 10 months so why not...my husband always teases me and asks whats for dinner honey butter?
i love love love greys anatomy
doritos with ranch dressing
diet dr pepper
tanning bed tanning bed tanning bed year round i am starting back soon now that i have my body back from my daughter :) cant wait!!!
heres a TMI one: plucking hairs of any kind from me and my husband God love him he lets me :)
blogs: anybodys, dont think i havent been lurking on all the ones that post here now and then :)
sleep: i long for the days when my daughter is 16 so she will sleep until noon!
reading a really good book until 4 in the morning
french fries and mayo
http://www.zakwhite.com/?p=494
BUT, I DID ELEVEN!!!! HAHAHAHA!
2. Celine Dion, Josh Groban, Mylie Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and Britney Spears.
3. Never leaving home without a bag full of every man "beauty" product known to... well... man.
4. A tight pair undies.
5. Braiding a horse's tail.
6. Fruitcake.
7. Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Friends, Extreme Home Makeover, Brothers and Sisters, and Dirty Sexy Money.
8. Licking BBQ sauce off my finger.
9. Mean Girls.
10. A heavily starched shirt.
I'm straight, just by the way. =D
2. i watch the Hills nightly.
3. I am an LSU freak.
4. The double filet-o'-fish combo, large, w/ a coke.
5. Singing quite loudly along to the following songs: Bohemian Rhapsody, Every Time We Touch, Hey Fighting Tiger, and any Little Mermaid tune.
6. The smell of gasoline.
7. Get Low by Lil Jon. nuff said.
8. Blaming that goes wrong in my life on my crooked back. I've got x-rays to prove it.
9. Love It sized Cake n' Shake from Coldstone.
10. Much to my parents' deep concern, I've always rooted for the Disney villians. They never win, despite my efforts.
My favorite guilty pleasure: Messing with my neighborhood with walkie-talkies..
I turn a walkie talkie on channel scan and wait for neighborhood kids or lake traffic to start talking to each other. I then pretend I am a McDonald's drive-thru operator and take orders from them and ask them to please pull around.
I sometimes tell them that I am with a government agency and that we know where they are and we will be out shortly for questioning because they are broadcasting over a secure channel.
2.Photoshopping my pics that I send to my hubby at work. =)
3.Pepsi, not Diet. About 5 a day.
4.Homemade cookies at least once a week. Ok, ok, mostly just the dough.
4.Boston Legal, The Soup, Las Vegas, Private Practice, The Muppet Show, Fantasy Island, Little House.
5.Selling my kids' stuff on ebay. They never miss it.
6.Webkinz. I love Goober's lab & Tile towers.
7.Marie Callendar's Chicken Pot Pies.....Mmmmm....
8.Quilting. I don't know anyone else under 50 who does it.
9.Changing my sheets. I do it at least twice a week.
10.I have autostart on my truck. So, I like to wait for someone to be right next to it unloading their groceries and then start it. It's an Excursion....it's very loud and scares people. I at least try to avoid the more "seasoned" adults.
2. banana cream pie from cocos
3. sitting up reading blogs when i should be sleep!
2. Half priced appetizers at Applebees
3. Driving fast
4. "Oh Yeah" by Yello. Even better with the subs turned up :)
5. Watching House, food network
6. Wearing Crocs to work
7. Grande Peppermint Mocha
8. Vampire, Mobster, Hugh Grant movies
9. Wearing shirts with sleeves short enough to show off my tatoos. Seeing people's reactions
10. Pedicures (no polish)
I love to criticize them or thier significant other just to get a reaction. That way when they whine I am in control.
2. secretly hate my job at little caesars, but love the comfort it brought of not having to find another job, and now that it's closing in a week i'm sad
3. I let my wife pluck my eyebrows
4. check myself out in mirrors at stores to see if I can tell I've lost 25 pounds in the last 6 months
5. is find a reason to casually mention my weight loss in daily conversations
6. reality tv shows on TLC, I love me some house flipping, tattoo shows, and little people
7. Check myspace and facebook several times a day hoping to get a new friend request or message
8. Jay Z's black album
9. Not taking a shower or shaving for days and then rewearing the same clothes
10. texting during church when I'm bored
2. Picking scabs
3. Sniffing my dogs toes & ears =) they smell like fritos
4. Reading Perezhilton.com
5. Speaking in a British accent all day at work with my co-worker Helena
6. Kissing my dog...on the mouth =)
7. Reading blogs...at work