DISQUS

Marla Saunders · 1 year ago

A M-idol. An American Idol who consistently gives you a headache.

Pitiful, I know.

jason · 1 year ago

Decisioneering- The process of making a decision.

Probably inspired by "Visioneering"

C.C. aka LorelaiCC · 1 year ago

Hmmm, this is a tough one. How about snarzy - it's when something is snazzily snarky! LOL!

Rebekah · 1 year ago

BLIDIOT it is a clever combination of the words Blog (web log) and Idiot (stupid person). A Blidiot is not a total idiot, they just can't figure out blogging. They don't really know what a blog is. They think its another MySpace or Facebook. They couldn't figure out RSSing if their life depended on it. They will however call you and make you spend an hour walking them through it and then give up cursing technology and then go read a book.

Chris Baker · 1 year ago

Constaplative. v. Expressing frustration and human strength while performing "normal" bodily duties and thinking about life's problems and struggles.

Spencer · 1 year ago

Epimadutimus (ep - eh -muh - doo - tim - us) - "a very big problem"

We've got one heck of an epimadutimus here...


My dad's favorite neologisms are:

Chumpy - something deserving the highest praise

"Did you see that T5 on stage Sunday? That's the chumpy!"

Mostanger - a person

"That lady is one ugly mostanger."

Shannon Smith · 1 year ago

Ridonkulous - beyond ridiculous

I can't say that I made it up, but it is my favorite non-word.

Mark Thomas · 1 year ago

My word is:

"manoobs"

A easy and much much funnier and better term for man-breasts, or man-boobs.

Proper pronunciation needs stress on the "oobs" part, sounding like: muh-NOOBS

Mark Thomas · 1 year ago

Not a word that I made up, but a great word is "luddite". It's actually a very old word but has made a lot of appearances in today's tech world.

If you don't know what a luddite is, then you are one.

Tim · 1 year ago

I'm in the boat with Mark, not making up a word but putting forward a favorite old one. "Murse" A Male-Nurse OR A Man-Purse.

I had a fried who carried a murse. He called it his European Sports Bag.

In the same vein - Manpris Male-Capris

Cody Thomas · 1 year ago

My roommate and I came up with "frumby" a couple months ago. We even posted it on Urban Dictionary. Check it out here. It should be the first definition on the page. It will say "Brady & Cody" as the author.

Meghan · 1 year ago

Mine is "Tomesterday".

Being that I am such a night owl I am constantly up at the time of day where I'm not sure to refer to it as yesterday or tomorrow, i.e., "I wrote a song tomesterday and it turned out quite well.

Zack · 1 year ago

How 'bout 'twitterpated'.

This is when you discover someone on twitter and start following them to the point that it becomes a man-crush.

"Zack, why are you all twitterpated over some random guy who you've never met just because he displays his whole life online?"


-something like that...

Heidi Reed · 1 year ago

Fantabulous
I take full credit for this one being that I made it up all on my own in the 90s -- way before it became "cool".

Fantastic + Fabulous = Fantabulous!

I love these words. So fun!

Karen · 1 year ago

Jackassery- (jak as' er ee) the combination of being a Jack ass and performing acts of tomfoolery (another fun word). noun. Ex. The teenage boys took part in many forms of jackassery that night. In my kitchen. (origin is American/cajun/woman)

Tyler · 1 year ago

I'm just glad you have something to do with golf on here. Is hell getting cold all of a sudden?

Mandy · 1 year ago

Lasterday - yesterday or anything else before it.
Lasteryear - last year or anything before it.

I can't take credit. My 5 year old made it up when she was 3.

mike p · 1 year ago

Scrotix: odd, large, benign growth that people have hanging from a part of their body.

Doesn't that just sound nasty? Not as bad as it actually looks... I once worked with a dude who had a scrotix - there's another dude who visits church occasionally who has scrotix all over his body...

Derek Sweatman · 1 year ago

I usually just verb certain nouns. For example: "Bro, you need to iTune the new REM record!"iTune (noun) became the verb. By the way, you seriously should iTune the new REM record.

That's all I have. Lame, I know.

amy · 1 year ago

Hmm, I have a couple one I won't say online because it has a cuss word in it. The other is rere pronounced re-re it's short for retard this is something me and my friends call each other when one does something stupid or retarded which is what it is actually short for is retarded. The other one which I'm sure everyone on here should know if they don't I'd be really surprised but it's butterface. Which stands for BUT HER FACE!! Meaning the rest looks good but her face does not, mean I know. I don't say it the boys do. Us girls might say butthisface!! And you get the rest.

Skyler Goodman · 1 year ago

I am going to have to go with the word...."Chupto"

Def. A smashup of the words "What are you up to?" Condensed down into one easy to use greeting for the lazy people.

Usage: Hey! Chupto!

Steve Murphy · 1 year ago

cankles:

When some one's ankles are as big around as their calves!

gillie · 1 year ago

You mean Wusions?

Ventrilawhistle (v.) to throw the sound of one's whistle, a very rare talent

Amputree (n.) a tree who has had its limbs chopped off to accommodate telephone wires.

Insanitree (n.) a ridiculously decorated Christmas tree

vagabondrunn · 1 year ago

Snarp is the word I use for "that" particular problem.

Combined Words: Snazzingly Sharp.

Used in a sentence: "Wow, something seems to be awfully snarp today. [then you laugh and make fun of the person]"

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dionicio · 1 year ago

WEENIENOSE - a nose much longer and unporportionate to one's body.

"O'l weenienose boy"

Often used in what is known as "high-sighing" in the dirty south.

beccity · 1 year ago

How 'bout a phrase? When someone's starting to annoy me, I sometimes say they're "cranking me out." I think it's a cross between "making me cranky" and "pissing me off," though I don't know where the "out" came from.

My brain jut came up wit this all on it's own, with no help from me.

James · 1 year ago

"Vomburt" - when you burp and a bit of vomit comes up. As in "Dude, I ate so much that I vomburted." The word "siccup" can also be used here.

"Barse" - A more amusing, childish and purile word for the male's perineum. As in "Dude, I've got an itchy barse in these cycling shorts". To be used in limited company.

Josh Mickelson · 1 year ago

I didn't make it up, but weenus is an awesome word. It's the skin under your elbow.

gbrad@mag · 1 year ago

fruit-toot - when yo' booty smells fruity; usually after consuming a large smoothie

cody · 1 year ago

GOOCH
It is the stank that my rather plump friend's belly button creates.

b/ · 1 year ago

phenodible-adj-fen-nod-ible, . When phenomenal and incredible just aren't enough. That video was phenodible.

Mojab-n- mo-jab. A person who is doing something or needs to do something with great fervor. Often used in the sentence, "I've got to pee like a Mojab."

Rachel · 1 year ago

Wanoo: a shortened version "want to," often employed by Canadians and those native to the Pacific Northwest United States. Example: "I'm going to the movies. Wanoo come?"

Dwanoo: an alternate to "wanoo," substituted for the phrase, "Do you want to." Example: "Dwanoo get some lo mein?"

Shun-di-la*: an expression used to denote or respond to something of spiritual (or pseudo-spiritual) significance happens. It may be paired with other syllables at will. Example: "And then they went all shun-di-la on us..."


*disclaimer: #3 was not meant to offend anyone. Just lighthearted banter between my (Jesus loving) friends and I.

Joe · 1 year ago

"Thinkative" as in "Wow that was very THINKATIVE" my brother said it once in a creative brainstorming thinkative thinktank meeting and we just havnt been able to let it die. THINKATIVE

Karen · 1 year ago

I almost vomburted when I read about fruit-toot and gooch.

Trina · 1 year ago

I named my blog after mine: frugal + delicious = Frugalicious

Or this is one I have used for years: Jealuxe (jealous + deluxe) = a deluxe amount of jealousy.

Josh Mickelson · 1 year ago

I would just like to say that the word gooch has nothing to do with belly buttons! haha.

mark · 1 year ago

These sound like words that G.W. Bush would use in his earlier speeches!

roger · 1 year ago

Collafur- n - Large amounts of untrimmed chest/back hair that pokes out of the collar of a man's shirt.

roger · 1 year ago

Collafur- n - Large amounts of untrimmed chest/back hair that pokes out of the collar of a man's shirt.

roger · 1 year ago

Collafur- n - Large amounts of untrimmed chest/back hair that pokes out of the collar of a man's shirt.

roger · 1 year ago

Collafur- n - Large amounts of untrimmed chest/back hair that pokes out of the collar of a man's shirt.

James · 1 year ago

"Roger" - To repeat oneself about four times, just to make the point clear.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

aaron escamilla · 1 year ago

cuffices - it is where the office walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling so you get half office, but have cubicles. why would anyone build this way? our church did.

Jamon*Abercrombie · 1 year ago

our youth recently participated in a project from WorldVision called 30 Hour Famine.

now, since they weren't "fasting" in the true sense of the word, my wife referred to it (from the stage) as "FAMINING."

common use: "Our students are famining this weekend to raise awareness for the 29,000 who die of hunger every day."

Duane · 1 year ago

sqwhisper--to scream while remaining at the decibel level of a whisper. Most often used by preachers during very serious moments in their sermons....

D Rho · 1 year ago

plasticulture: a group of people that look great on the outside, but inside are dung heaps

deWeb · 1 year ago

uncomfterfull.

to be so full that your stomach hurts.

Joy · 1 year ago

"lupper" the little meal between lunch and supper.
Kinda like "brunch" for the afternoon.

tony · 1 year ago

I've always refered to Clay Aiken as "Claken" simply because any conversation about him needs to take less time. We can all do our part.

stephen parris · 1 year ago

jockeypoxy: the adhesion caused by pulling up undies over wet thighs

Connie · 1 year ago

My son made up the word blobbery. It's that week in the knees feeling that comes from strenuous exercise or being head over heels in love.

cheri · 1 year ago

I use "brunchner" when I'm eating for the first/only time of the day at 5:00 or 6:00.... not the healthiest way to eat... but happens often!

my breakfast-lunch-dinner .....

Janny · 1 year ago

How about ginormous? I think many people may use this, but it means "greatly exceeding the common size" and "unusually large." Example: Those granny panties are ginormous!

James · 1 year ago

well, I appreciate your noun, smrasin. But out here on the left coast we tend to use the verd "nippling".

i.e. He is nippling today.

michaelmanasseh · 1 year ago

beltbelly---The thing us big people get when we have sat down too long, and our belt starts to dig into the bottom of our belly's leaving a painful mark, in bedding its self, and sometimes has to be manually removed from its new fat haven!

SUCK!!!The movie was horrible and now I have BELTBELLY!!!

Mark LeHew · 1 year ago

Ok, I love blidiot, but a scrotix kinda grosses me out!