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Ragamuffin Soul: Ragamuffin Soul »  Caption Please - French Edition

  • portorikan · 1 year ago
    oui, oui, we lost?
  • Crystal Renaud · 1 year ago
    renaud
  • nicole · 1 year ago
    how much of my foot will fit in my mouth????
  • Alastair Vance · 1 year ago
    Nous réprimande ce mal de tête maintenant en Jésus-nom.
  • Nick · 1 year ago
    "I am going to drown you...you loser!"
  • Toby · 1 year ago
    "I no speaka da French, but if your head hurts, take off the tight freakin hat!"
  • tommy · 1 year ago
    make the bad voices stop! the voices in my head....make them STOP.
  • mike brennan · 1 year ago
    Le pew.
  • Shu · 1 year ago
    il est OK. Nous devons tous pee de temps en temps.
  • Ben · 1 year ago
    Did we say "crush"...? Yeah, the French don't even have a word for "crush"
  • Will Young · 1 year ago
    "I told you that the only thing I do good in the water is basket weaving, yet you STILL insisted on entering me into the 100 meter freestyle event!"
  • Jason Allen · 1 year ago
    "I wish we would have kept our mouths shut."
  • Clark · 1 year ago
    OUI! You should have been swimming backwairds! You know we are fastier going the backwairds!!!!
  • Jesse · 1 year ago
    He's so freakin' fast, a lot faster than I thought. How many gold medals.....8 or something like that? Dang.
  • Zack · 1 year ago
    It's all going to be ok. Just focus on this neato design on my arm.

    Focus on the design...
  • Zack · 1 year ago
    What the crepe just happened?
  • jonese · 1 year ago
    I knew we shouldn't have trademarked "We'll smash them" so soon!
  • dewde · 1 year ago
    LOL @Zack

    peace|dewde
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  • Beth · 1 year ago
    This is why we typically just surrender. Losing outright is so emotionally taxing.
  • Matt Clark · 1 year ago
    I think @Zack wins!
  • Lindsey · 1 year ago
    "Lezak...he iz just so goods. i mean, i dzo not know whata happen in dza pool of water."
  • Chris Meirose · 1 year ago
    See...I told you a tattoo of my had would fit on the back of your head.
  • Chris Meirose · 1 year ago
    See...I told you a tattoo of my hand would fit on the back of your head.

    -HAND. That "N" is important.
  • Marcelo · 1 year ago
    Merde! :0)
  • deWeb · 1 year ago
    smash? sorry...i mean crush...we came 'ere because i 'ave a crush on the americans. we will crush them.
  • haemin · 1 year ago
    @marcelo - oooooh. naughty! jk, that is probably EXACTLY what he's saying. haha.
  • Crystal Renaud · 1 year ago
    BAGUETTE!!!
  • Marcelo · 1 year ago
    Miserable!!!!
  • Malachi · 1 year ago
    Take THAT, Frenchies!!
  • Shawn · 1 year ago
    Now, if only I had used my hand to stop the timer instead of my head, we might have won!
  • Joseph M. · 1 year ago
    You let the American with the big ears and his friends beat us?
  • chilly · 1 year ago
    "French Toast'd"
  • John R. · 1 year ago
    It only took them three days, to surrender to the Germans.Go figure...
  • Tim Chambers · 1 year ago
    I think I will go and get smashed. Wait, that just happened!!
  • Rachel · 1 year ago
    I love Alastair's! Translation: "We rebuke this headache now, in Jesus' name."

    And Shu's. Translation: "It's okay, we all have to pee sometimes."

    Ha ha! It all sounds so pretty in French. I've got nothing I can't follow those!
  • Kyle P. · 1 year ago
    No Rene! Your swimsuit does NOT make you look fat! Quit hiding in the pool and get up here so we can congratulate the Americans!
  • Nolan · 1 year ago
    "Just repeat these words after me... "Dear Jesus...." "
  • ScottMocha · 1 year ago
    Avez-vous vu le dernier message de Los? Il est très étrange...
  • Marcus · 1 year ago
    In the name of the father, son, and Pepe le peu
  • steven.russell · 1 year ago
    Je nage plus lent qu'un gros Ragamuffin. Je suis indigne de tenir Michael Phelp' ; floaties de s.

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    "I swim slower than a Fat Ragamuffin. I am unworthy to hold Michael Phelps' floaties.
  • John · 1 year ago
    le boo hoo
  • Jason · 1 year ago
    If I keep staring at the floor, they will all go away, right? I don't know, but you're going to have to find another ride home.
  • tim · 1 year ago
    eef dees leCappe was not so leFreaking tight... those words would have stayed in my leBrain and not squooshed out of my mouth...
  • Me · 1 year ago
    Blessed Be Your Name!
  • Jihun · 1 year ago
    Ouch! I didn't knowing "smashing them" was gonna hurt so much.
  • Dale Best · 1 year ago
    It's OK...at least our president did something constructive to negotiate a cease-fire in Georgia.
  • jaysten · 1 year ago
    we didn't smash the americans, so i'm gonna smash your face into the side of the pool wall
  • Matt Brown · 1 year ago
    Pride goeth before destruction, and Jason Lezak will come from behind to kick your French hindquarters.
  • S. Pihlaja · 1 year ago
    I was thinking if as I read these comments how many would be considered inappropriate if the team had been Mexican or African. Somehow making fun of French language and culture and history is okay...

    Dale Best gets Best Comment in my book.
  • brad · 1 year ago
    Le Choke...
  • kc · 1 year ago
    No retreat, no .... oh crap!
  • Gerald · 1 year ago
    bro you suck!
  • Doug · 1 year ago
    Evil spirits...come OUT!!!
  • SNOB · 1 year ago
    blahblah...blahblah....blahblah...blahblah...blahblahblah....why are you pants so tight and you are squatting in my face? blahblahblah...blahblahblah...
  • Texas in Africa · 1 year ago
    Je pluere donc je suis.
  • bryonm · 1 year ago
    "I think they know about shrinkage. Elaine, do you know about shrinkage?"

    "It shrinks?"
  • Chelsea · 1 year ago
    I don't have a caption, but is anyone else disturbed and distracted by how LOW Michael Phelps unzips his wetsuit when he's on the sidelines? Dude, I really don't want to see your hooha. Keep the suit zipped.
  • Liana · 1 year ago
    "Why did we agree to that interview about how we were going to beat the Americans after having so many glasses of wine?"
  • Sean Sid · 1 year ago
    stop digging your nails into my skull. i only just lost the race that we promised to win.
  • Ronni · 1 year ago
    We should have surrendered! It worked for us last time!
  • cdenning · 1 year ago
    we le blew it
  • josh · 1 year ago
    Burn.
  • gibbs · 1 year ago
    dude...
  • Steve Conley · 1 year ago
    Perhaps we could have won this race if we could have removed our hands from your head! Nah, not really.
  • Holly · 1 year ago
    "It's ok, every one accidentally poops in the pool one in there lifetime"
  • John · 1 year ago
    "In the Name of the Lord God Jehovah, TOUCH!!!!! Deliver him!!!! For he talketh trash and now we look freakin stupid. Let's hurry home and surrender to someone
  • Jon · 1 year ago
    "I just dropped my croissant and now it's all soggy"
  • Pete · 1 year ago
    Dude... you have to got to stop putting super glue on your skull cap before the race.
  • Adam · 1 year ago
    "I promise this is last time you'll have to wear the speedo suit. I KNOW it's crushing your boys down below...don't cry...we're in this together."
  • DougLake · 1 year ago
    "Look at it this way ... we're the BEST losers!"
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    ..it's alright guys.. we may of lost the gold, but.. at least we make decent wine... maybe we should've learnt from when the americans said they we're gonna smash the australians like guitars back in 2000.. that didnt turn out to well for them.
  • 5stringer · 1 year ago
    Maybe if you had used super glue your beanie wouldn't have fallen off and you wouldn't have lost your hydrodynamics you loser...
  • Jayson Samuels · 1 year ago
    OUCHH!! These caps are so tights there is blood coming out of my ears.
  • Matt Brown · 1 year ago
    Chelsea: I have never ever heard any man call what he has a "hoohah."
  • Robert Smith · 1 year ago
    We've been Freedom Fried!
  • Kevin · 1 year ago
    "i swear, if I let go, my head will fall off, I am not taking my hands off my head?