pictured above- concept drawing for the original "He-Man"
Rebekah
· 1 year ago
Savior-O-Saurus
C.C. aka LorelaiCC
· 1 year ago
Jesus Christ, Dinosaur Wrangler
starlite
· 1 year ago
Get off of me and stop showing off! I am supposed to be on set with Mothra and King Kong and then I have contract negotiations after lunch.
Steve Murphy
· 1 year ago
WHOA! Gas is how much?
Chris
· 1 year ago
He-Man - nice!
Actually this is proof that humans lived during the time of the dinosaurs.
Derek Sweatman
· 1 year ago
Behold He comes, riding on the dinosaur...
Esteban
· 1 year ago
"The Second coming of Christ -- Reimagined"
Just think of Jesus coming back with a dragon.
Chris Fletcher
· 1 year ago
Hell's Angels, Get off it.
Billy
· 1 year ago
This looks like another entry into the stuff christians like mural post
Nick
· 1 year ago
Hey Dad, I know Revelation says something about riding a horse during the Apocalypse, but I'm thinking about a re-write, I like this model better, its got a little more pizazz!
Nate Williams
· 1 year ago
"...and he's riding a t-rex all across this land. Yes Lord, we will ride!"
runner up: "got room for one more on this hog!"
Doug
· 1 year ago
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Brian Megilligan
· 1 year ago
After perfecting DNA extraction from a Jurassic Mosquito, John Hammond turns his attention to the Shroud of Turin.
Annalise
· 1 year ago
Taking road rage to a wholeeee new level.
Josh Roberts
· 1 year ago
a white horse seemed to sissy.
Jason Bean
· 1 year ago
V-E-L-O-C-I-R-A-P-T-U-R-E !!!!
Steven Russell
· 1 year ago
Open the door. Get on the floor. Jesus gonna ride his dinosaur.
jonese
· 1 year ago
Because of "Rex" we only have 12 disciple's and not 24 as was originally planned...
Marshall Partlow
· 1 year ago
My Jesus can kick your Jesus's $&@.
Kyle Brooks
· 1 year ago
All I can say is nothing, just speechless, but man its freakin hilarious.
rebeccamoon
· 1 year ago
Now Puff, we aren't into magic in heaven...
Crystal Renaud
· 1 year ago
wow, i am absolutely at a loss for words.
Billy
· 1 year ago
Hannah's new Tat design ideas?
Amy Storms
· 1 year ago
"He'll be ridin' a big green t-rex when He comes..." (tune of "She'll be coming around the mountain".)
Jason Bean-Velocirapture-hilarious!
John Allen
· 1 year ago
Jesus.....soul saver/dragon tamer
Becky
· 1 year ago
Nothing to add....except that ya'll are hilarious! I could not have laughed harder tonight.
Scott Mills
· 1 year ago
soon to be tattooed on my arm.
theotherdave
· 1 year ago
DYNO-CHRIST! ( pronounced like Jay-Jay's infamous DYNOMITE catchphrase)
Vicky Beeching
· 1 year ago
"Velocirapture" totally made me laugh out loud! Nice work Jason Bean!
Loran
· 1 year ago
Produced by the same artist that did the "cross stitching of the dove with fire coming out of its butt" on the wall of the church I grew up in.
Rich Kirkpatrick
· 1 year ago
1) My new band... Jurassic Jesus
2) Creation Science textbooks going a bit too far
3) The first story board on Kirk Cameron's next film
4) From the Texas Cattle Assoc. "Jesus is a CARNIVORE!" ;)
dean
· 1 year ago
so much for that "young earth" stuff
steph
· 1 year ago
Because I CAN.
connor
· 1 year ago
sings...
*da da da, da da da, da da da da da... da da da, da da da, da da da da da... da da da, da da da, da da da da da... da da daaaaa, da da da da da...*
to the tune of william tell
ally simpson
· 1 year ago
OK, where is this dang SHACK everyone is talking about?
gbrad@mag
· 1 year ago
Yo where's my theme music
Now here's one of the benefits of steroids
I'm Baaaak!!!
artsymom31
· 1 year ago
Fabio is back on the cover of the hottest book of the summer! This time, he's gone scruffy, ladies!
Brew
· 1 year ago
The Lamb before time.
rIC
· 1 year ago
I lol'd at:
"V-E-L-O-C-I-R-A-P-T-U-R-E !!!!"
If he rode into town on THAT instead of a colt, I think he would have been taken a little more seriously. Money changers would have scattered immediately.
"The Lamb before time" is by far the best. I guessed velocirapture before scrolling down. Brew...touche, my friend.
B-Lo
· 1 year ago
"Therefore, the LORD will ride in triumphantly on Barney's cousin declaring dominion and iced-out-kingship over all creation" 1 Hesitations 3:12 UMRV 3.245 (Urban Message Remix Version 3.245)
Anne Marie
· 1 year ago
"My ride might have oddly proportioned arms, but at least one of his hands isn't excessively larger than the other one."
dionicio
· 1 year ago
"This is X to tha Z, Xzibit. Tune in next week to see what we do to Moses ride, here on PIMP MY RIDE:Revelation Edition
Steve
· 1 year ago
I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse...ummm...I mean green T-Rex, whose rider is called Faithful and True. Revelation 19:11 (The Massage)
Matthew
· 1 year ago
I didn't know you went to Shamrock Jesus, what year did you graduate? That's not Carlos the mascot you're riding is it?
Rachel
· 1 year ago
Jesuuuuuuus, the burninator...
(Homestar Runner reference, for those unfamiliar with its splendor...)
Velocirapture. Amazing.
Naz
· 1 year ago
"OK God, now is it too much to ask for a frikin' dinosaur with flippin lazerbeams coming out of its eyes."
Los, thank you for my new desktop background!
petey*crowder
· 1 year ago
"And the Trogdor comes in the nii-ii-ight!!!!!"
Gabriel Mcgee
· 1 year ago
take that Chuck Noris! Jesus can ride dinos and what can you do? Tackle the boogie man? PFFFT!
Peter Gowesky
· 1 year ago
The translator couldn't find the right word for Tyrannosaurus Rex, so they settled for white horse.
wonderingwoman
· 1 year ago
Extinction. WWJD?
Andrew
· 1 year ago
(in the bad British accent always associated with Jesus) Onward Steve! we have atheists to disprove
RickyG
· 1 year ago
What! We missed revelations!!! and we're just now finding the fossils?! Crap! When's the third coming?
tim
· 1 year ago
i brought you into this world.. and i can take you out.. oooohh.. wait a minute....
heather o.
· 1 year ago
"Tom Selleck in this summer's blockbuster: 'JC and T-Rex: Hell hath no fury like a dino scorned'"
robbie
· 1 year ago
In the words of T.I.: What you know about that?
Tim
· 1 year ago
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LIZARDS!!!!!
runner up: "T-Rex- You breath fire and I'll breath a sword!"
Velocirapture is GEEENYUS Mr. BEAN!
I haven't laughed that hard in, well munutes, but anyway.
All Comments
Walking on water is SOOOOO last year.
BTW... I don't remember anything in revelation about Jesus RIDING the dragon... interesting.
Elijah may have had a flaming chariot, but CHECK THIS OUT!
Big Chris
http://mrclm.blogspot.com
Actually this is proof that humans lived during the time of the dinosaurs.
Just think of Jesus coming back with a dragon.
runner up: "got room for one more on this hog!"
Jason Bean-Velocirapture-hilarious!
2) Creation Science textbooks going a bit too far
3) The first story board on Kirk Cameron's next film
4) From the Texas Cattle Assoc. "Jesus is a CARNIVORE!" ;)
*da da da, da da da, da da da da da...
da da da, da da da, da da da da da...
da da da, da da da, da da da da da...
da da daaaaa, da da da da da...*
to the tune of william tell
Now here's one of the benefits of steroids
I'm Baaaak!!!
"V-E-L-O-C-I-R-A-P-T-U-R-E !!!!"
If he rode into town on THAT instead of a colt, I think he would have been taken a little more seriously. Money changers would have scattered immediately.
http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg
1 Hesitations 3:12 UMRV 3.245 (Urban Message Remix Version 3.245)
Revelation 19:11 (The Massage)
(Homestar Runner reference, for those unfamiliar with its splendor...)
Velocirapture. Amazing.
Los, thank you for my new desktop background!
Onward Steve! we have atheists to disprove
When's the third coming?
runner up: "T-Rex- You breath fire and I'll breath a sword!"
Velocirapture is GEEENYUS Mr. BEAN!
I haven't laughed that hard in, well munutes, but anyway.