DISQUS

Mandy · 1 year ago

My husband just went through the same thing...the "hairy lip" makes you look younger.

johnincolorado · 1 year ago

youth pastor. #2

Darcie · 1 year ago

I think if you want Heather participate in the 30 Day Challenge, you better ask her opinion first :)

Cindi · 1 year ago

Hairy lip does make you look younger, but unfinished.
LOVE THE ABE!!!!!

T. Ro. · 1 year ago

Abe.

Reid · 1 year ago

Definitely the Abe! So sophisticated looking...

JC · 1 year ago

The beard makes me think that your hair melted off your head onto your chin, but again I normally don't carry opinions on a guys facial hair because it threatens my own masculinity...

lynse leanne · 1 year ago

Abe- because i think it makes you look smarter.

Brooke · 1 year ago

The Abe...it kind of balances you out.

Isaac · 1 year ago

Beards are definitely the way to go.

No half-beards. No lip beards. REAL beards.

Because real men wear real beards.

Isaac · 1 year ago

^^Meaning: go with the Abe.^^

Jon Lloyd · 1 year ago

Abe. Let us stick together.

Nathan · 1 year ago

As long as you don't go Crowder/Hall on us, I think you're golden. Personally I vote for Abe. With a soul patch, you might as well go pencil line beard and stache and head for the club.

Todd · 1 year ago

Abe.

Dionicio Leal · 1 year ago

Go with the Abe.....It makes your jawline look more square and stronger. It also shows more wisdom, and balances you out.

Melissa · 1 year ago

I think The Abe, because it makes you look smart. I'm way older, so I don't really appreciate the hairy lip or the "oops, I shaved off the sides of my beard accidentally" look.

Of course, I also agree with Darcie... if Heather is going to be spending that much "quality" time with you, HER opinion is the only one that counts!

Stephanie · 1 year ago

Guess I'm an odd one here, I prefer the youth pastor. Abe's a bit too hairy, hairy lip is well, not so hairy. Then again, I tend to be middle of the road on lots of things, so maybe you should just ignore my opinion.

amyh · 1 year ago

#3, hairy lip.

Chris Baker · 1 year ago

Abe

lindsay · 1 year ago

i vote for letting your wife decide which look she prefers!

Renee Garcia · 1 year ago

I vote for #2. I don't know why... just like it best!

erin · 1 year ago

hairy lip or five o clock shadow (but that was not a choice)

amyh · 1 year ago

I posted before my kids voted. From the 9,6 and 4yos...#3.
I agree that Heather should make the final decision though. Especially with that challenge and all.

steadyrock · 1 year ago

Why do we only get three choices? My vote is for a fu-manchu. You could pull it off.

Talia · 1 year ago

the abe dude!!! it goes with your crazy personality

BryanG · 1 year ago

I second the fu-manchu. Do it Los-san!

Tim · 1 year ago

None of the above. Go with the Tom Selleck mustache!

Benjamin James · 1 year ago

THE ABE!!!

Jinx · 1 year ago

Personally, I have the "hairy lip"...but prefer to call it the soulpatch....so that's part of my vote. I'm diggin the Abe though.

Tara · 1 year ago

The Abe...

6YearMed · 1 year ago

its hard to tell with your eyes shut.

but I will go with Abe

Clay · 1 year ago

Grow the goat man! I mean, really, the Abe---what the heck--a tall, old, white guy? And youth pastor---that's just tryin too hard. And the soul patch---you don't need no patch, bro, you already got soul. Rock the Goat!

The Brown Kid · 1 year ago

The Abe (the Chin Strap) looks good for the upcoming St Patricks Season. The Youth Pastor (The Goatee) is the Mullet of facial hair. The Hairy Lip (The Soul Patch) is cliche and played out amongst church employees. Instead, may I suggest that March become Mustache month or simply sideburns with your bald head like Shaq did a few years back? that would be straight hood!

Carole Turner · 1 year ago

#1

Mindy @ She Said · 1 year ago

The Abe

ryan · 1 year ago

the Abe. helps balance the shaved head. the hairy lip leaves too much bare skin on the head and face area, and gotees are gay...

nate davis · 1 year ago

none of the above....my vote is for the Mr. T!!

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3378/3569696...

I pity the fool!

Anna · 1 year ago

I vote for the Abe.

justin aka j rocka · 1 year ago

the abe. the youth pastor one says you think Creed was a great band and you hope they get back together.

The Domestic Goddess · 1 year ago

None of the above. How about clean-shaven?

rebeccamoon · 1 year ago

flavaa savaa all the way

it's pristine.

Judy · 1 year ago

The Abe.

Lindsey · 1 year ago

I'm going with the "Abe". He was, by far, the best president. Beards never go out of style.

Bill A · 1 year ago

Hairy lip (#3)

Beards make people look old PERIOD. Unless you want to look like an old guy, skip the beard.

kyle and courtney · 1 year ago

After much debate within our household...we vote Abe.

M · 1 year ago

We're curious how you'll look on stage with the hairy lip. That'll be the best way to know for sure.

you know... the wii lets you choose each style above for the avitar. One possibility on the wii you haven't considered is the handlebar mustache. Is it something you'd try?

If not, we vote for the Abe.

chadpstevens · 1 year ago

Well considering that the "hair chin youth pastor" look is out and the "hairy lip" looks like you ate a squirl and its tail is hanging out, I would go with "ABE" deff the look for you....

leenie · 1 year ago

dude, abe. for serious.

Lita · 1 year ago

The "Abe"

Ed · 1 year ago

Amish Abe

Jenny · 1 year ago

I'm saying the youth pastor look. I think it suits you best.

Naz · 1 year ago

Another write in. I vote for pork chops!

second choice=hairy lip. Shaq is shaving down, so that's what everybody's gonna do now, right? Only do Abe if you're going to wear lots of crazy hats.

Scott Williams · 1 year ago

Rock the full chin-strap!

matt g · 1 year ago

I definitely vote "Abe" and you should get a tattoo of the Emancipation Proclamation on your neck, that's just me? That way you can't tell where the beard ends and the Emancipation Proclamation beginnings... I think it would be a cool look. I'll give you a penny.

Linda Sue · 1 year ago

Totally #2 - youth pastor - I've just deleted several additional comments - I'm trying to learn from this year's political debates - there are times to make your statement and shut the heck up!
Shutting up heck right now

Herstorygirl · 1 year ago

Ok, I like the Abe or the hairy lip; I really don't care for the youth pastor (sorry)... but I agree with several of the above comments: Your wife should have the final say. =)

gillie · 1 year ago

The title of this blog sounds like the punchline to a joke...or a Jeopardy answer.

Rhi · 1 year ago

Abe. it's the best for your face. and the youth pastor cut is crooked! hehe

Kris Sorensen · 1 year ago

My vote is for the Abe; but only if you'll wear a big black stovepipe hat with it.

Rhi · 1 year ago

and Justin's comment is TOO funny!

Dustin · 1 year ago

Abe, no question.

Abe · 1 year ago

Well, I am partial to the Abe since I'm an Abe....and I like seeing my name all over your page, but I think I'm down with the Hairy Lip. It' clean.

The Brown Kid · 1 year ago

after much consideration, I would like to recant my vote and resubmit. In honor of Black History month, I vote for the Abe.

Whit · 1 year ago

The youth pastor...I think it looks the most like you. :)

alex mclean · 1 year ago

abe fo shizzle - power to the president

Rich · 1 year ago

I'm with Darcie. Heather's opinion is the only one that matters. Especially for the next 30 days.

Brad Metzger · 1 year ago

86 the suicide bomber look.

Pat Callahan · 1 year ago

abe

M · 1 year ago

#1 - It looks like your face is upside down... What I mean is it looks wierd since you shaved your head and the beard is too much !
#2 - Looks ok but could be better styled or refined...
#3 - Definitelt that one... Looks good, fresh, young, clean. That sbould be your choice ;o)

Bryan2 · 1 year ago

dude, i vote abe, but only one question. could you get a sweet top hat for out in public? cuz if not, then i might have to reconsider.
but as for now, im going with #1. Abe.
bryan
www.bryan2.wordpress.com

connor · 1 year ago

either abe or youth pastor, not the hairy lip...

Amy · 1 year ago

Heather should decide, if you want to make it a win-win for the 30-day Sex Challenge. Good Luck!

Ronni · 1 year ago

Seriously the Abe... looks good on you..

Derek Sweatman · 1 year ago

Go with the Abe. And please don't go with the youth pastor. The goatee has perplexed me for years. When I was in youth ministry and would attend seminars (i.e. PDYM, YS, etc.), my friend and I would keep track of the goatees in the room, called, "The Goatee Count." Millions, my friend - millions. Millions of Civil War Reenactors out there!

Go with the Abe. Very choice.

DEREK

Chris · 1 year ago

Youth pastor

Jesse · 1 year ago

Okay, Los, I think that you should go with the Abe. The reason is that because not many people rock it with a shaved head. It's very rock star. It's very SoCal. It's what most of us met you with on this blog. I've been rockin' the shaved head with the youth pastor for a while, it's suits me okay. I tried the abe, but it doesn't work for me like it does for you. Keep on rockin' the Abe. And, not many people....other than Daughtry, sport it that way.

whittakerwoman · 1 year ago

Hello... don't i get the final say? I love me some groomed ABE! H

Karen · 1 year ago

Heather has spoken. Nuff said and the end!

Jamon*Abercrombie · 1 year ago

Abe

Kellyanne · 1 year ago

What?!?! Handlebar moustache isn't an option?!?!

Aaron · 1 year ago

Definitely Abe.

daleschaeffer · 1 year ago

Abe...like you needed another opinion.

audrey habeck · 1 year ago

i vote for the "youth pastor" but you should really change the name of it, something a little more fun, then i bet you woulda gotten more votes for it.
are we going to get to see the final tally?

Adam F · 1 year ago

#3 Anyway to be like Hambrick is cool!

amy · 1 year ago

The Abe or the Youth pastor... but DEF. NOT the hairy lip... I don't know why... but not the hairy lip.

Alastair Vance · 1 year ago

I would recommend shaving off all facial hair and growing the hair on your head. Would that be the "Monk" look?

bigdaddyjer · 1 year ago

I hate to jump on the bandwagon - but Abe is just you bro.

becky · 1 year ago

hairy lip

Stevo28andGrowing · 1 year ago

anything BUT the "hairy flavor savor"...i vote abe

Mr. Police Man · 1 year ago

Abe

Aaron · 1 year ago

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com

Matthew · 1 year ago

shave it all off!

Tim · 1 year ago

I gotta say you own the ABE!!

Paul · 1 year ago

I'd go with none of the above! I think you should rock Mustache March. That's right, bring the Magnum P.I. look back.

HollyJo · 1 year ago

the youth pastor is just that and the hairy lip is what i've always referred to as the rapist lip. so i say the abe fo sho.

Doug · 1 year ago

Hodge will resent the fact that you're calling it the youth pastor.

Lose the hair on the fact altogether and work on your mullet (sp).

Angel · 1 year ago

I say Youth Pastor b/c you look a good age. Not too old, not too young

petey*crowder · 1 year ago

I say go with the youth pastor. It's almost so out of style that it's back in style.

Got that leather braided belt ready?

sharon · 1 year ago

hairy lip.

perhaps you should get your thyroid checked - your eyes are huge - like those people who have thyroid problems. unless you just have big eyes, then please accept my apology.

we sponsored a little boy from Uganda named "wilford". his name cracked us up.

Eric · 1 year ago

I love the soul patch, but you rock the Abe! Bring Abe back!

Peace,
E

krystel · 1 year ago

youth pastor...looks the best

jess · 1 year ago

abe.

gretch-a-sketch · 1 year ago

I'm going to have to go with....

Is this guy a youth pastor for $200 Alex?

Yep, its def. #2 =)

Shelia · 1 year ago

In my opinion: Abe is seriously Amish. Hairy lip is a bit sterile (no reference to your well-publicized recent surgery). Two is best with a re-title.

But, given there is a GORGEOUS woman who lives in your house and loves on your kids, I can't think the other 100+ opinions matter. Definitely go with the Heather-enticer.

Terry · 1 year ago

Hairy lip....more updated

Bekah · 1 year ago

abe seems to be the popular vote but i would have to go for youth pastor.

DJ · 1 year ago

Dude.

The Abe/Suge Knight totally suits you. You own that look.

Tag · 1 year ago

youth pastor w/optional stash bro. gives you that "i have something to say" look.

craftycassie · 1 year ago

#1 looks, well, Amish.
Definitely #3. Definitely.